there are three kinds of secrets: something that you hide at the bottom of your heart because you don't want it to be mentioned, something that you can't say even if you want to, and something that you hope someone asks about even though you're hiding it.
10 yr old:
omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
me:
spills cereal on cat
cashier:
sorry but you don't have enough money to buy this
me:
okay
me:
rosebud
me:
rosebud
me:
motherlode
me:
motherlode
me:
motherlode
me:
kaching
me:
motherlode
me:
okay how about now